My lovely day off...................

.....................is slowly getting spoiled by these two annoying, demanding pain in the ***es. Oh soooooooo demanding, they have food, water, open access to the great outdoors, attention, heat, cosy beds etc etc etc and still they're not happy. Everytime I'm at home they play up, maybe that's the problem they don't want me at home. Sophie wants to constantly sit on my knee which just isn't practical all the time during the day and Moto............wait for it......................... wants the food that isn't already available. Sheesh kabeesh, very soon there is going to be an advert in the paper **good home wanted for two demanding little , everything considered**. Last bit is a joke (or is it

Hee hee, your two sound worse than kids! Am sure you will still be enjoying your day, peace and quiet from the "other kid" whilst he's out boozing!

oh I am !!! these two have settled down now, I've fed Moto so much he can hardly move and Sophie is asleep on the sofa, for how long I haven't a clue.