Moto went missing

Last night at 8.30 off he went and didn't come home. Steve came back from badmington at 11.30 still no Moto, now because we had to leave the cat flap open I shut Sophie in the livingroom. Ten mimutes later she uis scrathcing at the door like there was no tomorrow, so Steve got up to see if Moto was back but no. So Sophie got to sleep with her mum, scratch scratch, itch itch, it was not a peaceful night. Between her twitching and scratching and Steve snoring, we have been decorating the bedroom so the fumes are quite strong, I had a very disturbed sleep.
Suddenly at 5.30 she jumps onto the floor and starts coughing up a hair ball, the noise was horrendous, talk about decibels. After all her hawking and spitting, this tiny wee hairball came out and off she trotted to the livingroom to feed her face with biscuits.
6 am no sign of Moto, major worry now as he never goes anywhwere, I asked Steve to check the van but he wasn't there and he had checked the garage at midnight , so we were by this time really worried. Well, Steve again decided to check this garage and who came out, all bleary eyed? MOTO.
I reckon Stevio had more than one drink in the pub after his badmington. So alls well tht ends well, until I had finished drying my hair, picked up the hairspray, gave myself a good spray with it, only to discover it was Mr Sheen furniture polish. I stink, but my hair is really shiny.
The day can only get better.

A day in the life of a cat keeper Kath (well, you can't say owner can you?)

Moto will probably have enjoyed himself, even if he was trapped.

Ian

oh he's fine, came in fed himself, disappeared again. Since getting hit by the car last summer he very rarely leaves the garden, he'll wander down the street, never crosses it though, aboutturns and comes home,he is very territorial now though. We get a visit from a beautiful siames cat called Rascael and Moto is having none of it, but that is the extent of his cat behaviour, so we really wondered where he could have gone. Oh well that's Steve with a red face.

I'm so sorry, I was about to start writing I'm so glad he's back etc. until I got to the Mr. Sheen bit..... ahahahahahahahahaha

Poor Moto, he seems to have an affinity with the garage!

he does, am glad I made you laugh, it's a limp as a wet rag right now, god I felt a right tit.